Dave, Dave, Dave ... you need to take a few lessons from the expert.

I'm afraid to say you've only scored D-minus with your Built to Lose referendum. Any proper referendum would have scored 99% in favour, not a desul-tory 92.7%. And as to a frankly pathetic 26.7% turnout, that leaves far too much speculatory room about the apathy of the party "faithful" ....

Let's face it - if you want to be a proper Dear Leader, you've a long way to go.