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Excerpt: This article is by Phil Grant The chameleon army over at Conservative Home have some tips on revitalising one's local association:
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This article is by Phil Grant

The chameleon army over at Conservative Home have some tips on revitalising one's local association:

3) GET PRIVILEGED ACCESS

Is there somewhere in your local area which you would really like to visit, but it’s not open to the public? A nuclear power station, a stately home, a corporate headquarters? Give the head honcho a call and ask if you can have a tour.

What a wonderful image.

Smithers: "Why don't you say a few words to our visitors, sir?"
Mr Burns: "I am delighted to welcome you all to our power station. I wish every future success to, er..."
Smithers [whispers]: "The Conservative party, sir"
Mr Burns: "To the ConSERVative party, and Mr, Mr..."
[Smithers hands card to Mr Burns]
Mr Burns: "...Mr CAMeron. As they say... vote blue, glow green!"

[later]
Dave: "That should really have improved our image, George. No one will say we're out of touch when they get a load of the photos from this event!"

Vote blue, glow green